Ive always loved Halloween. What kid hasnt loved going door
to door, threatening innocent adults with a "trick" or a "treat," collecting
massive quantities of sugar for the sole purpose of a one-night sugar binge. I would eat so much
candy that I was soon in an insulin-induced state of shock, running around the house bouncing off
furniture and walls trying to find a way to handle the sudden surge of energy that coursed through
my body as it tried to force its way out through every pore in my being... Then the next
morning Id wake up with a sugar hangover that would rival any alcohol-induced hangover in
the history of hangovers.
Now that Im so much older... (while still maintaining my youthful good looks and
childish... I mean childlike sense of humor) I can have my own fun too. Over the weekend, or
the appropriate time to really celebrate Halloween, Im going with a Sleepy Hollow motif
at my party. Ill position the bushes in front of my house so that they create that eerie
hollow, and lead the guests up to the house where its set up with all my X10 products.
I thought Id start by putting up a couple of Hawkeye
Motion Detectors right out front, and hook them up to my Robo
-Dog. Lets get everybody good and scared right away, and nothing is more frightening
than a pit-bull (except maybe a snake, spiders, axe murders running amok, escaped criminals...).
I also have the motion sensors hooked up to the VCR Commander,
so that once the motion trips the sensor, the video begins recording. That will add a little party
flavor. We can all gather around the TV and watch the expressions of the guests as they face their
fear of dogs. But wait theres more. Theres lots more, but I cant go into too
much detail lest I give too much away.
Its too bad I cant enter the X10 give away contest, because I think Ive got
it made with my Sleepy Hollow setup.
This year I thought I would do some digging to see what I could find out about this outlandish,
but much-maligned holiday. It turns out that its really quite an interesting festival.
Halloween, I learned, is celebrated mostly in North America, and Western and Central Europe.
The origin of Halloween dates back about 2000 years to the first millennium B.C.E. around a
Celtic celebration of the dead which was held on the 1st of November, which just happened to be
the Celtic New Year (of course two thousand years ago it wasnt called November). In Celtic
mythology, on this day the souls of those who had died that year returned to the land of the
living, and more specifically to their homes, on the eve of the New Year. Perhaps it was to
see if their kids were squandering their inheritance.
The festival that we now call Halloween was really a festival honoring Samhain, the Lord
of Death (that has to be a tough job... what would you put on your business cards?). The
celebration included burning sacrifices, as well as burning costumes that represented
deceased relatives. In the more extreme religion of Druidism, they warded off these spirits
with offerings of food and drink, built bonfires at sacred hilltop sites and performed rituals
that often involved human and animal sacrifices to Druid gods.
By the end of the 1st century A.C.E. the Celts were conquered by the Holy Roman Empire, which
began adapting and absorbing those traditions as part of their own religious observances. They
blended Samhain customs with another festival honoring Pomona, goddess of the fruit trees
(theres some speculation among scholars that this is where the tradition of bobbing for
apples comes from).
Then, as Christianity began to flourish in Europe, Halloween began to take on an ominous
and devilish feel. It became mixed with Christian myths of demons and evil spirits. As the
myths and legends began to grow around the holiday, and as other cultures began to adapt it
to their own religious customs and beliefs, it became more and more entrenched in the occult.
By the end of the seventeenth century, Halloween essentially had become what we know it as today.
Around the fifteenth and sixteenth, and even into the seventeenth centuries, Europe became
entrenched in what we call "the Dark Ages." At that point the European Continent became
obsessed with evil, and paralyzed by a hysterical fear of witches. We all remember the stories
of the great Witch Trials of that era, which were replayed in the infamous Salem Witch Trials.
At that point, witches were already thought to ride brooms and assume the form of black cats.
Before long, they too were part of "Halloween."
Then came the migration to the Americas. Specifically, the settlements of what we now call
the United States. The Puritans, who settled in the North, were adamantly opposed to the idea
of Halloween because of its relationship with Catholicism and the occult. But the British, who
colonized the southern states, very successfully popularized the holiday. In the nineteenth
century, Irish immigrants also played a big role in popularizing the holiday here.
As we became less superstitious and more "scientific," much of how we celebrated
began to change as well. Now we consider Halloween a childrens holiday, which is really
too bad because I get funny looks when I go out trick-or-treating. They act surprised to see me,
but I want my candy too. Ill let you in on a little secret though. When you take the kids
out this year, dress up yourself and the neighbors will think youre so cute that
theyll gladly share a little candy with you. I dont have kids myself, but I borrow
them from my neighbors every year. They know me, and since Im willing to go out there
in the cold and scavenge for that elusive "biggest bag of candy" they gladly turn
me loose with the kiddies.
How about a couple of odd facts regarding Halloween? According to one report I read, Americans
spend over one billion dollars on costumes and yet another billion on candy. Thats a lot
of candy.
So for those of you who are ready for Halloween this year, weve got some great ideas
up on the X10 Community to make your Halloween much more fun for you and the trick-or-treaters.
Or weve got the tools, and you can come up with some ideas of your own. Of course, if
you do that be sure to tell us about it because were very interested in hearing the ideas.
And dont forget to enter our X10 Halloween contest. Its the perfect opportunity to be
creative and win a lot of cool stuff to help you make this years celebration extra scary.
Its a fun holiday, and there are so many opportunities to make it bigger, better, and more
outrageous. Good luck out there, and remember - have plenty of candy ready for all the little
ghouls and goblins. Youll love sharing your treats with the supernatural.