First place for the Wacky Warning Label from M-Law went to a Michigan man who won five hundred dollars, and a copy of the book "the Death of Common Sense." His submission was a warning he found on a label on a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. That label warned: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

Second place went to a man who found this warning on the back of a public toilet. The warning read, "Recycled Flush Water... Unsafe for Drinking."

Third place went to a Walla Walla, Washington resident who spotted a warning label on a jet ski. Their warning looked like this. "Warning! Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft."

A man in Texas won honorable mention when he found a label on an electric wood router made for carpenters. Their label read... "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

"Despite the obvious humor in the wacky warning labels, the purpose of this contest is not to make fun of those who put obvious warnings on products," Robert B. Dorigo Jones, President of M-LAW says. "The contest was created to reveal that frivolous lawsuits have become such a problem in our society that many companies feel common sense warnings are necessary. When all judges become serious about throwing out frivolous lawsuits, we’ll see fewer wacky labels."

M-LAW describe themselves on their website as "a non-partisan coalition of consumers, professionals, job providers, and others working to stop the lawsuit ’lottery’ being played in the nation’s courts. M-LAW’s supporters believe all victims have a right to due process of law but are concerned that a growing number of frivolous lawsuits are making a mockery of personal responsibility and piling costs on consumers."

Past winner in their contests have been a container of underarm deodorant that read "Caution: do not spray in eyes." Or a cardboard car sunshield that sits on the windshield that read "Do not drive with sunshield in place." And then there’s the household iron that warns, "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

The way some of these ads read, it would give the reader the impression that there is a group of people out there with absolutely no common sense whatsoever. One has to wonder just who would try to iron clothes while they were wearing them. And it stands to reason, if you’re only wearing kneepads, then that’s all you can expect to be protected. And no matter what may happen in my lifetime, I guarantee that there’s no way I’m going to be drinking out of the toilet. Even if it is recycled. And I’m going to keep any drill or drill bit as far away from my mouth as possible.

But there are those out there, who, for one reason or another, don’t think things through. What ever happened to common sense? Or did we ever have it in the first place?

So we at X10 thought we might look for some other "Wacky Labels," and we found that there are many of them. They’re everywhere. Here’s a list of our favorites.

We found this one on a box of Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts:
"Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated!"

Here’s a warning that was attached to a Bat Man the Animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box.
"Warning: Please exercise caution-mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly."

This one was found on a hammer, of all places.
"Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."

Here’s one from a butane lighter:
"Warning: Flame may cause fire."

How about his one found on a box of Tampax Tampons:
"Remove used tampon before inserting a new one."

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