So this year, I’m going to do something I would have never dared to do when I was young. I’m going to finally get a picture of that Jolly Old Saint, the Ho ho ho guy in red who could definitely use some advice on his diet. The guy with the loot... I mean presents... I’m going to get pictures of Santa Clause. "How?" You might ask. Well, I’ve been giving it a lot of thought, and I think I’ve come up with a plan that will work.

Now that I’ve been working here at X10 with all this wireless technology, I think that I may have finally come up with the perfect preparation. Let me run it by you. Here goes.

My ActiveHome/XCam Recipe To Catch Santa Clause on tape:

1. Place one Hawkeye Motion Sensor at the top of the chimney to chime the minute Santa passes it.
2. Place one Hawkeye Motion Sensor at the bottom of the chimney, along with WideEye camera.
   Note to self: Camouflage the camera by putting it on the tree to look like an ornament, that way he won’t get suspicious.
3. Place one Hawkeye Motion Sensor and another WideEye camera in the house where I set out the milk and cookies.
   Note to self: Buy the cookies this time don’t try to make them. Last year was a disaster. I don’t want to have to buy a new oven again.
4. Place all of my living room and kitchen lamps at full brightness, and then plug them into the ActiveHome Lamp Module and set up another Hawkeye motion detector, and set up a macro that will turn the lights on as soon as it senses motion.
   Note to self: Keep the dog out of the living room. I don’t want any false alarms.
5. Set up VCR Commander so that I don’t run out of tape (it’s a long way from the North Pole, and I don’t know if he starts at the South Pole and works his way up, or if he starts at the North Pole and works his way down).

I am now ready for the momentous occasion. I will have Santa Clause on tape at last. And then I’ll show my parents and all my co-workers and friends that I am not living in a fantasy world. That I’m not a few bits shy of a byte; that I’m not an 8080 in a Pentium environment; that I’m not working with an unformatted disk; that I’m not all booster, no payload; that there are not bugs in my software.

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